black mirror episode: twitch chat watches you in your real life
me: trips down the stairs
twitch chat:
*kisses my gf*
twitch chat:
me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*
I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!
Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.